It’s not happenin’.  At least, it’s not happenin’ until I know I’m doing it for the right reasons.
The Wrong Reasons
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In the movie Little Miss Sunshine the father, played by Greg Kinnear, is afraid of …

Ready for some more travel writing?  Let’s go retro and rummage around the Eleven Visions Archives for a story from The Hitchhiking Movie.  Enjoy.
“You move back!  You’re right in my eyesight!”
He said it dry like …

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Know nothing …

“We’re here for the hell house,” I say.  She looks like I just farted in her face.
“Judgment house,” she winces and holds her face into a permanent scrunch.
“Sorry, judgment house.”  Scrunchy face leads us into …